if you dont love ellen we can be friends
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
favorite people→ lauren lopez
“If I know one thing for sure it’s that. “You’ve got to be kind.” To the earth, to others, to yourself.”
“You are my patient… not my friend.”
Brian Epstein, 1964 (via pale-afternoon)
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
That awkward moment when the big 3 ask Hannibal to help them cope with hiatus.
Love how Supernatural is the depressed one, Doctor Who is unimpressed and Sherlock is just waiting like always and it’s like: ‘Oh a little diversion’
one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish
“My mum always said, things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.”