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I wrote this because I was bored… and it turned out amazing!
Besides my awful sounding voice, haha.
This is a parody of Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” [which is like, my favourite song].
I call this “Rowling In The Deep”. 
Harry Potter fans:
ENJOY!

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“Rowling In The Deep”

There’s a Horcrux deep in Harry’s heart
Just like a parasite and it’s tearing him all apart
Finally we will see how it all ends
Harry or Voldemort - the enemy or the friend

Who will live and who will not survive
Deathly Hallows might help Harry to get by
There’s a Horcrux embedded in his soul
Destiny calls him but now he’s losing all control

The scar on his head, when Harry plays dead
It kept us thinking Voldie almost had it all;
The scar on his head, we thought he was dead
But we all know that
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping

Dumbledore is gone and Snape is Headmaster
Hogwarts is under guard by the Azkaban Dementors
Hope is slowly dying, replaced by despair
Now Harry has to fight, but he had better be aware

The scar on his head, when Harry plays dead
It kept us thinking Voldie almost had it all;
The scar on his head, we thought he was dead
But we all know that
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over
It’s all over

Voldemort split his soul in seven ways
But what he didn’t count on was splitting it into eighths
Harry Potter must die to live again
The final showdown between good and evil reign

Who will have it all
Who will have it all
It all, it all, it all

And Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over
All over
All over

And now we’re all weeping 

FUCKING GODDESS

oh

my

god